Why people should bring booze to work…

Why people should bring booze to work…

1. It’s an incentive to show up even on weekends.

2. It reduces if not totally kills stress.

3. It leads to more honest communications between employee and the boss.

4. It reduces a lot of the complaints about low pay.

5. It’s a solution to kill time off because you can work with a hangover.

6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.

7. It helps save a lot on heating costs in the winter time.

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8. It encourages carpooling.

9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don’t care.

10. It eliminates vacation times simply because people would rather come to work.

11. It makes the old fat boss look a lot better.

12. It makes that nasty cafeteria food taste all so better.

13. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

14. Mistakes on the job, will be quickly forgotten fast.

It’s a family thing!

I won’t even comment these screen shots LOL

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Spray-on clothing

Spray-on clothing

A Spanish fashion designer called Manuel Torres has invented the world’s first clothing-spray, and as you can see in the image, after application to the human body, and just a few moments for it to dry, it can be removed, the weirdest thing is that it can be washed and worn again several times. One amazing fact is that you can wash it as many times as you want, but it wont shrink. Mr. Torres has already patterned his invention and is thinking to put it on the market in the close future.

Smoking Weed at Walmart

Smoking Weed at Walmart

I lost brain cells just watching these individuals! What exactly are they trying to prove with this video? Apart from being total idiots.

Notice that none of the associates do anything to stop them, no one asks them to leave and I really don’t blame them. At $7.75 an hour I’d turn my back and pretend not to see these potheads breaking the law either!

If this is what happens if marijuana is legalized, then i say keep it illegal.

Largest Stone Block Ever Carved Found in Lebanon.

Largest Stone Block Ever Carved Found in Lebanon.

A group of German archaeologists have discovered by far the largest stone ever carved by humans, they say that it’s more than 2,000 years old.

It was found buried and once dug out of the sand it measures 19.6 meters (64 feet) in length, 6 meters (19.6 feet) wide, and is at least 5.5 meters (18 feet) high. Its weight is estimated at 1,650 tons, making it biggest stone block from antiquity.

It was found at Baalbek in Lebanon. Known as Heliopolis, “the city of the sun,” during the Roman rule, Baalbek housed one of the grandest sanctuaries of the empire. How these huge stone blocks were transported and positioned during the temple construction remains an absolute mystery, even today moving such thing would be complicated.

Right next to the now fully exposed stone and underneath it, the archaeologists found a third block that could be even bigger!

Texas Cop Shoots Woman in the Head For Honking

Texas Cop Shoots Woman in the Head For Honking

His name is Kenneth Caplan, a reserve deputy for the Harris County Sheriff Office, in Texas, has been arrested for shooting a woman in the head in a road-rage incident earlier on in the month of November.

To be precise the incident happened on November 11, where the woman, said Deputy Caplan cut her off in traffic. She then honked her horn at him several times and then cut him off a few moments later.

The Deputy pulled alongside the woman rolled his window down, pointed his weapon and opened fire. Caplan and a female passenger that was with him. Together they fled the scene.

The bullet grazed the woman’s head and that she was later admitted to the hospital, where she would stay for three days with “non-life threatening injuries. The bullet missed her skull by a tenth of an inch!

A local Texas newspaper confirms that Dep. Kenneth Caplan was not wearing his uniform at the time he fired at the woman, nor was he on police duty.

Kenneth Caplan was taken into custody Wednesday morning. The Harris County Deputy has been charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.

Arsonist Torching Ferguson Market All Caught on Tape

Arsonist Torching Ferguson Market All Caught on Tape

Yes, that very same store where video footage caught the final moments of Michael Brown apparently stealing cigars and resisting a merchant. That very store this past Thursday night was looted and burnt down. Here is the video footage of both the apparent robbery in August and the Looting of this past week.

A local resident told CNN that “All these mobs are pockets of only like 20-30 people. Local police agencies should be able to handle them one at a time”. . That is easy said, that’s why local law enforcement officials are asking for the citizens help. If anyone out there can identify one or more of the participants in this criminal act shown in the video please call FPD at: 314-522-3100 or the DAO at: 314.539.2200.

FERGUSON PROTESTER BURNS DOWN HIS OWN HOME BY ACCIDENT

FERGUSON PROTESTER BURNS DOWN HIS OWN HOME BY ACCIDENT

A protester in Ferguson, Missouri was said to have accidentally burned down his own home a few nights ago, after mistaking it for a grocery store.

The man is 32-year-old Tyler Jackson (According to a report in the Ferguson Post-Gazette) threw a lit Molotov bottle into a window thinking it was the back of the store, not realizing he was about to burn down his own house. The home, which was by sheer luck empty at the time, burned to the ground.

“It was dark. I got all turned around. I thought it was a 7-11” he told a newspaper reporter later on that night.

Witnesses noticed Mr. Jackson shouting, screaming and crying after he realized what he had done. He then tried to put out the flames himself with a neighbors hose, but eventually called the police and asked the fire department to come save what was left of his house.

“They said they were busy with other fires and couldn’t come to help, I couldn’t believe it. I mean we pay these people’s salaries right?! What do you mean you’re too busy?

“A brothers house burns down and suddenly you’re ‘too busy’ to put the fire out? This is what racism in America looks like.”

Sources close to Jackson say that he is considering filing a civil rights lawsuit against the fire department for not responding to the fire that he started. Thats if Ferguson Police don’t file charges against him first.

“If it weren’t for those racist firefighters I’d still have a home!!!!” he said.

Weird (to say the least) Wedding Dresses

Weird (to say the least) Wedding Dresses

I’m just imagining what the mother-in-law’s of these brides would have been thinking at the sight of these outfits? I know for a fact that my mother at the sight at any of these “costumes” would have got up and left and I doubt that I’d ever here from here again!

Most of these photographs were taken at American weddings, that makes perfect sense :)

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wedding stripper slut

sltty bride

Photograph courtesy of Fail Blog
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If you are stuck in an elevator with someone, who would you like it to be?

If you are stuck in an elevator with someone, who would you like it to be?

This was a poll conducted online this past week where 1209 people responded from 13 different countries from around the world. The majority of the participants were from the United States (41%), but also from the UK (11%) and Canada (8%).

The question was: “If you are stuck in an elevator with someone, who would you like it to be?”

rock star

In first place is Jon Bon Jovi with a stunning 13%, in second place but way behind is Madonna at 7%, Lady Gaga 6.5%, Lita Ford 5% and so on.

Among the top 30 we noticed that both princes of the British royal family were listed Harry above William by half a point, the funny thing is, I have never seen either one sing before LOL. Among the “Big’s” also names like Jimi Hendrix, George Harrison and David Bowie.